June 15, 2018

Sword 18, 5040

14:15  We continue on through the tunnel, staying on the left hand wall.  Flay at 30' / round - come to a corner - can see a wall -

fly and peek; fly and peek; fly and peek; fly and peek; fly and peek; fly and peek; fly and peek; fly and peek.  Are all the cornes the same?  Who's a cute baby corner?  Such a sweet little corner.
F looks for oddly disturbed soil (or party members).  Finds some - it's not the soil.
Fly and peek ... fly and peek ... more walls, more corners; another cute corner.  Maybe the Umber Hulk keeps his toys here?  No! He keeps more UHs here!  ACK! 2 more to be exact.

A moves behind them; Beari casts Enhanced Fireball; F rapid shots 1, 2, 3 UH-1 does, 4 UH-2 dies
Take apart UH bodies for parts (glands for potions)

14:50:  Mass Fly spell ends.  Start walk and peek ... walk and peek ... walk and peek ... walk and peek ... walk and peek; more cute corners (they're just adorable - want to pinch their cheeks) walk and peek ... walk and peek ... arrive back where we started with no exit piece.
A says now we will have to check the middle.
We make a spiralling criss-crossy staff-dragging plan.
And we're walking and we're walking and we're walking and we're walking.
Frank does math.  Frank loves math.  Yay math that DMs have to do instead of players!

4 UHs appear
Beari casts Chain Lightning, UH-1 and UH-2 die
UH-3 and UH-4 burrow.  F asks for info; A has none; Z asks what's happening; Ben offers healing.
The confusing gays got A - we wait for it to wear off.
A moves away - F shoots at him - Crits - You;re killing your father!
A comes back - attacks F.
Beari casts Levitate on A - holds him up in the air until he comes back to himself
Ben heals A and F. We check scene. Beari lifts A up and giggles.

We continue on our triangular spiral, criss-crossy, staff dragging plan.  Frank does more math.
Find a burrow opening in the ground - looks like a permanent structure.  Go in and UH-1 and UH-2 appear

Beari casts Ice Burst; F shoots UH-1; A kills UH-1; UH-2 runs away.  Continue down tunnel.  Suddenly Ben doesn't move.  We surround Ben until he is no longer confused by gays.  Ben attacks A; Ben attacks A.  Does Ben think A is gay?  He is certainly confused. Maybe if he took a gentler approach A would be interested.  Finally Ben understands anal.  We continue into the tunnel.

UH appears - A sees it.  6 more UHs ppear all around us. We are attacked all around.
Z attacks & cleaves: kills UH-31 & UH-36; Ben casts Harm: UH-35 down to 3hp; Beari casts MM: kills UH-35 hits UH-32; F shoots at UH-30 damages; A attacks UH-30 - crit - bounces back.
UH-30 tries to turn F gay - fails; UH-32 tries to turn Beari gay - fails; Z attacks UH-32 - she hates it when creatures try to force their sexual feelings on her friends  - hates it so much she kills it.
Ben casts Fire Storm on UH-30: decimated.  Beari casts Fireball on UH-33, damaged, and yells, "It's collapsing the tunnel.  Our way out is blocked!" F shoots UH-33, kills.

Continue on and find Lair.  A searches; we watch.  Find GP (3,000) and gems, staff. Puzzle Piece!
Staff is magic: strong magic.
Beari casts Polymorph Self - turns to Umber Hulk, digs party out.  Return to octagon room.
Cast Secure Shelter, start watch schedule, rest and regain HP and spells.