Naked Carrica

Tarva Streamside

(Smooth Operator)

She’s a Naaaaa~ked Carrica
Naaaaa~ked Carrica

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Heals to head and   port-side to starboard
Front to back but   discount the ice-sword
She’s a Naaaaa~ked Carrica
Naaaaa~ked Carrica

Nasty foes are   hid ‘hind arrow slots
Cover in with   orc who’s body rots
Beats the foe but   then she pays the price
All her body   now covered in lice

Strip the clothes and    burn them in disgust
Nude Carrica    standing without lust
Cleric Ahb prays   water wash her off
Thus the first time   C. her clothes did doff

(Chorus)

Double whammy:   stirges, rusted gate
Escape from here:    need that cannot wait
Lothar rushes,   opens un-checked door
Alchemist fire   from a trap does pour

Clothes are burnt from   off of all the group
Worse by far death   does two members scoop
Zephyr, Shadow,   gone for evermore
Carrica’s clothes:   ashes on the floor

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Back we come with   plans to deal with each
Flaming arrows    stirges will outreach
Load Carrica   spells to keep her safe
Boldly goes to   let the door her strafe

All the spells work   as they’re supposed to
Spewing flames treat   her like she’s taboo
Not so her pack,   clothing and armor
Naked once more:   third time’s a charmer

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Exploring the   halls beneath the hold
Come across what    looks like just some mold
Carrica steps    finds it’s a grey ooze
Acid throughout   all her clothes diffuse

Others gather   round with weapons out
Hit and kill the    ooze in just one bout
C. pours water   acid counteract
Armor, clothes gone   but her skin’s intact

(Chorus)

Now she’s going    far away from us
Gods know when next    she’ll get in a fuss
All we can do   is pray that her friends
Be with her when    next her clothing ends

‘Cause: She’s a Naaaaa~ked Carrica
Naaaaa~ked Carrica