Dragonslayer!


Harken to me all          That sit by this fire
And list while I tell          Of courage so bold
Naught could constrain it          The spirit inside
That mighty of mites          Cleric of Pelor
Ahb Victorious    


Pre-warned of danger          By omens a plenty
Acid-etched holes in          The stones we are by
A bridge near collapse          No creatures about
Surely this must mean          We’re now in the lair
Of evil most foul    


But onward we press          Laughing at danger
Or are we just dumb          Ignoring all clues
Checking each room our          Mission to complete
Finding the good blades          Dwarven Durgeddin
For which we were sent    


Ranger Carrica          Her senses acute
Always alert for          Danger hints subtle
Hears the first wet splash          Sees the reptilian
Body serpentine          Coming straight at us
And shoots with her bow    
    

Armored the bodies          Of hell spawn like this
One measly arrow          It notices not
Acid it then breathes          Hurting us sorely
Now all understand          Evidence it has
Left in abundance         
         
Beldwyn the gnome mage          Taller in brave deeds
Than e’er her stature          Would seem to display
Stung by the acid          Vengefully wraithish
Shows we’re not victims          Casts forth her magic
Stings back the dragon         
         
Others in the group          Try to do damage
But cunning and quick          The drake sinks below
Wise to its nature          Ahb has not struck out
But with her God’s help          She calls forth a friend
A Triton to aid us    
    
The serpent rises          Breathes at us again
This time are many          The ones who hit back
But Carrica’s shot          Goes not near the mark
And targets instead          Sad Beldwyn the mage
Who now is near death    
    
While her friend Triton          Beats on the sea drake
Ahb the courageous          Casts magic once more
Aided by Pelor          She now on water
Can walk as if on          Land and not sink in
The better to fight it    
    
Beldwyn tho sore hurt          Pulls out a philter
Drinks down its liquid          Regains thus a tad
Of what had been stole           By both foe and friend
Meanwhile the dragon          Not liking its hurts
Tries to away swim    
    
Lothar the mighty          Fighter without peer
Pounds on it strongly          As should thus a dwarf
Finding the cause of          His beloved stone’s
Untimely decay          Drake’s cloud acidic
Etching away all    
    
Chased by the Triton          And Ahb in a fury
The dragon outraces           But then circles back
Under the water          Yet seen by us all
Thus when it rises          Many are waiting
To beat on it first    
    
Yet once more it spits          And acid afflicts us
Many are sore hurt          And nigh unto death
Beldwyn the worst hit          Again is brought low
But still returns fire          Using her mage spell
Gives good as she gets    
    
And then does Taizu          That bard first of bards
Handsome of body          Face so alluring
Features exotic          Unfailingly true
Golden his fluting          Enchanting his voice
(Okay I’ll stop now)    
    
Taizu the bard thus          Calls forth his music
And sings out a song          To inspire us in
This our dark moment          As once again the
Green acid drake sees          The Triton and Ahb
Come up on its rear    
    
Slower at swimming          The Triton arrives
Smites on the monster          As it to flee turns
This time it likely          Would not have returned
But never a chance          Its plan to apply
For Ahb strikes it dead    
    
Not yet content Ahb          Explores the drake’s lair
Returns all laden           With money and gems
Healing she then does          To repair damage
Caused by the dragon          In its attempt vain
To our team destroy    
    
Great the rejoicing          Amongst all of us
At having survived          This monster hostile
And greatest the praise          Raised for our cleric
For presence of mind          Stoutness of arm and
Slaying the Dragon