CARRICA’S LAMENT
by Taizu
Once there was a ranger bold,
Whose story was one, which begged to be told;
One day, alas, she met a serpent mean,
And became the most misbegotten hero every seen;
Seeking warmth in the night the viper did creep,
Next to the unwary ranger who was fast asleep;
Only upon waking did the ranger not something amiss,
As her dream lover left forth a mighty hiss;
Strike once, strike twice, strike thrice did he,
But never a wound took she;
Until with her dagger she made to fight,
And struck her shoulder worse than any bite;
Then laughed the pixie Zephyr;
And the ranger screamed, “I’m going to get ya;”
Blinding fast did the ranger leap,
And upon the pixie with the snake did she beat;
But alas the hapless ranger was unaware,
Of the dead snake’s fury and its snare;
Fangs dripping venom in its last gasp,
Did tear across the pixie’s ass;
Then Zephyr the bonnie wind did fall,
And that alas I am afraid is all;
And what should you make of my tale at the last?
Just this, never strike a friend with an asp!